A poem by Alan Dugan
As an American traveler I have
to remember not to get actionably mad
about the way things are around here.
Tomorrow I’ll be a thousand miles away
from the way it is around here. I will
keep my temper, I will not kill the dog
next door, nor will I kill the next-door wife,
both of whom are crazy and aggressive
and think they live at the center of culture
like everyone else in this college town.
This is because I’m leaving, I’m taking off
by car, by light plane, by jet, by taxicab,
for some place else a thousand miles away,
so I caution myself: control your rage,
even if it causes a slight heart attack.
Stay out of jail tonight before you leave,
and don’t get obstreperous in transit tomorrow
so as to stay out of jail on arrival tomorrow night.
Think: the new handcuffs are sharp inside
and meant to cut the wrists. You’re not too old
to be raped in their filthy overcrowded jails
and you’ll lose your glasses and false teeth.
How would you eat, study and be
a traveling lecturer if you got out alive and sane?
So remember to leave this place peacefully,
it’s only Asshole State University at Nowheresville,
and remember to get to the next place peacefully,
it’s only Nowhere State University at Assholesville
and you must travel from place to place for food and shelter.

A few random poems:
- Sakal Bun poem – Amir Khusro poems | Poems and Poetry
- Running To Paradise by William Butler Yeats
- Юрий Галансков – Он к нам придёт
- A Child’s Prayer by Siegfried Sassoon
- Владимир Британишский – Геометрия
- In Due Observance Of An Ancient Rite by William Wordsworth
- Илона Грошева – Когда приходит Дима в парк
- xai_kou_from_book_seeds_of_faith.html
- Олег Григорьев – Крадучись, точно вор
- Иннокентий Анненский – Франсис Жамм. Когда для всех меня не станет меж живыми
- The Roussalka poem – Alexander Pushkin
- Владимир Бенедиктов – С могучей страстию в мучительной борьбе
- “For where, beneath one’s parent sky” poem – Alfred Austin
- Английская поэзия. Перси Биши Шелли. К Мэри Шелли. Percy Bysshe Shelley. To Mary Shelley
- Владимир Высоцкий – То бишь о чём
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- The Sun Was Slumbering in the West by Thomas Hood
- The Song of the Shirt by Thomas Hood
- The Haunted House by Thomas Hood
- The Dream of Eugene Aram by Thomas Hood
- The Death Bed by Thomas Hood
- The Bridge of Sighs by Thomas Hood
- Silence by Thomas Hood
- Ruth by Thomas Hood
- Past and Present by Thomas Hood
- On Mistress Nicely, a Pattern for Housekeepers by Thomas Hood
- November by Thomas Hood
- No! by Thomas Hood
- I Remember, I Remember by Thomas Hood
- Gold! by Thomas Hood
- Flowers by Thomas Hood
- Faithless Sally Brown by Thomas Hood
- Faithless Nelly Gray by Thomas Hood
- Death by Thomas Hood
- Christmas Holidays by Thomas Hood
- Autumn by Thomas Hood
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.