A poem by Alan Dugan
As an American traveler I have
to remember not to get actionably mad
about the way things are around here.
Tomorrow I’ll be a thousand miles away
from the way it is around here. I will
keep my temper, I will not kill the dog
next door, nor will I kill the next-door wife,
both of whom are crazy and aggressive
and think they live at the center of culture
like everyone else in this college town.
This is because I’m leaving, I’m taking off
by car, by light plane, by jet, by taxicab,
for some place else a thousand miles away,
so I caution myself: control your rage,
even if it causes a slight heart attack.
Stay out of jail tonight before you leave,
and don’t get obstreperous in transit tomorrow
so as to stay out of jail on arrival tomorrow night.
Think: the new handcuffs are sharp inside
and meant to cut the wrists. You’re not too old
to be raped in their filthy overcrowded jails
and you’ll lose your glasses and false teeth.
How would you eat, study and be
a traveling lecturer if you got out alive and sane?
So remember to leave this place peacefully,
it’s only Asshole State University at Nowheresville,
and remember to get to the next place peacefully,
it’s only Nowhere State University at Assholesville
and you must travel from place to place for food and shelter.
A few random poems:
- Владимир Маяковский – Счастье искусств
- Olney Hymn 43: Prayer For Patience by William Cowper
- The ME inside by Muralidharan Mudaliar
- Альфред де Мюссе – Песнь барберины
- Melinda Mae by Shel Silverstein
- Blind Man’s Buff by William Blake
- Homing by Satish Verma
- IV: Some Verses: To The Author by William Alexander
- In a Garden poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
- Зинаида Александрова – Подснежник
- Николай Гумилев – Кармен худа, коричневатый
- STRANGE HAPPENINGS by Satish Verma
- Sakal Bun poem – Amir Khusro poems | Poems and Poetry
- The Eve Of St. Agnes poem – John Keats poems
- A slant of sun on dull brown walls, by Stephen Crane
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- The Incurious Bencher by William Somervile
- The Hip by William Somervile
- The Happy Lunatic by William Somervile
- The Frog’s Choice by William Somervile
- The Dog and the Bear by William Somervile
- The Devil Outwitted by William Somervile
- The Coquette by William Somervile
- The Captive Trumpeter by William Somervile
- The Busy Indolent by William Somervile
- The Bowling-Green by William Somervile
- The Bald-Pated Welshman and the Fly by William Somervile
- Song by William Somervile
- On Presenting to a Lady a White Rose and a Red on the Tenth of June by William Somervile
- On Miranda’s Leaving the Country by William Somervile
- Mahomet Ali Beg; Or, the Faithful Minister of State by William Somervile
- Liberty, and Love; or, the Two Sparrows by William Somervile
- Hunting Song by William Somervile
- Hudibras and Milton Reconciled by William Somervile
- Hobbinol; or The Rural Games by William Somervile
- Hobbinol; or The Rural Games – Canto 3 by William Somervile
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.