A poem by Alan Dugan
As an American traveler I have
to remember not to get actionably mad
about the way things are around here.
Tomorrow I’ll be a thousand miles away
from the way it is around here. I will
keep my temper, I will not kill the dog
next door, nor will I kill the next-door wife,
both of whom are crazy and aggressive
and think they live at the center of culture
like everyone else in this college town.
This is because I’m leaving, I’m taking off
by car, by light plane, by jet, by taxicab,
for some place else a thousand miles away,
so I caution myself: control your rage,
even if it causes a slight heart attack.
Stay out of jail tonight before you leave,
and don’t get obstreperous in transit tomorrow
so as to stay out of jail on arrival tomorrow night.
Think: the new handcuffs are sharp inside
and meant to cut the wrists. You’re not too old
to be raped in their filthy overcrowded jails
and you’ll lose your glasses and false teeth.
How would you eat, study and be
a traveling lecturer if you got out alive and sane?
So remember to leave this place peacefully,
it’s only Asshole State University at Nowheresville,
and remember to get to the next place peacefully,
it’s only Nowhere State University at Assholesville
and you must travel from place to place for food and shelter.
A few random poems:
- Plato
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- Sonnet 16 poem – John Milton poems
- A turn of events by Ross D Tyler
- After Forever by Mark Miller
- Defamation by Rabindranath Tagore
- French kiss to knickers poem – Andrew Vassell poems | Poems and Poetry
- For K. J., Leaving and Coming Back by Marilyn Hacker
- Heat Wave by Norma Martiri
- The Mountain Tomb by William Butler Yeats
- Mother Earth; Her Beauty And Her Destruction by TMBedell
- Robert Burns: Here’s A Health To Them That’s Awa:
- A Watch-String by William Strode
- Candle Lord
- “Here, where the vine and fig bask hand in hand,” poem – Alfred Austin
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- Swing Shift Blues
- Remembering An Account Executive
- Prison Song
- Portrait From The Infantry
- Plague Of Dead Sharks
- On Looking For Models
- On The Civil War On The East Coast Of The United States Of North America 1860 64
- On Hurricane Jackson
- On Being A Householder
- On A Seven Day Diary
- Nomenclature
- Monologue Of A Commercial Fisherman
- Internal Migration On Being On Tour
- Internal Migration Being Tour
- How We Heard The Name
- Fabrication Of Ancestors
- Elegy
- Drunken Memories Of Anne Sexton
- Civil War East Coast United States North America 1860 64
- Against A Sickness To The Female Double Principle God
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.