A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Straw sandal half sunk by Yosa Buson
- Яков Полонский – Подойди ко мне, старушка
- Михаил Лермонтов – Я не хочу, чтоб свет узнал
- Владимир Корнилов – 26 апреля
- Intruder
- bells_pool_and_sleep.html
- At The End Of The Day by Rabindranath Tagore
- III: Some Verses: To M. Michaell Drayton by William Alexander
- So I Said I Am Ezra poem – A. R. Ammons poems | Poetry Monster
- C’est la nuit aveugle by Martine Morillon-Carreau
- Curse of Righteousness by Vaishnavi Prakash
- Song Of The Peri
- Under The Blue Skies… poem – Alexander Pushkin
- The Congo: A Study of the Negro Race by Vachel Lindsay
- English Poetry. Richard Hovey. John Keats. Ричард Хави.
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Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- Et Le Marbre Creuse… by Martine Morillon-Carreau
- Eating Poetry by Mark Strand
- Does Our Spirit Fly Away by Mary Etta Metcalf
- Do Not Stand At My Grave and Weep by Mary Frye
- Disingenuousness by Mark R Slaughter
- Days Are Gone by Mary Etta Metcalf
- Dans les filets de midi by Martine Morillon-Carreau
- Courtship by Mark Strand
- Coming To This by Mark Strand
- Coming to Terms by Mary Etta Metcalf
- Collateral Damage by Martina Reisz Newberry
- Collage by Martine Morillon-Carreau
- Chronicles by Mark Olynyk
- Ce N’est Jamais Le Même Jardin by Martine Morillon-Carreau
- C’est la nuit aveugle by Martine Morillon-Carreau
- Books by Mark Olynyk
- Awaken by Mark Miller
- Avec seulement du noir by Martine Morillon-Carreau
- Attente by Martine Morillon-Carreau
- At This Very Moment by Mary TallMountain
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.