A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Complimentary versicles to Jessie Lewars by Robert Burns
- Нина Воронель – Санкт-Петербург
- Robert Burns: Inscription For The Headstone Of Fergusson The Poet:
- Владимир Маяковский – Рабочий корреспондент
- absent-mindedness; or I Dream of Spices by Raj Arumugam
- Le Christianisme by Wilfred Owen
- Sonnet 15 poem – John Milton poems
- Article Writing – Revealed – 4 Priceless Methods to Make Money Through Article Writing
- Владимир Маяковский – Собственную революцию удушив… (РОСТА №443)
- Джон Китс – Чаттертону
- A Whispered Tale by Siegfried Sassoon
- Pity For Poor Africans by William Cowper
- The Drum-Stick Tree by Murali Sivaramakrishnan
- Валерий Брюсов – Идут года. Но с прежней страстью
- Lines Written In Dejection by William Butler Yeats
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- The Kiss: A Dialogue by Robert Herrick
- His Poetry His Pillar by Robert Herrick
- His Mistress to Him at his Farewell by Robert Herrick
- His Loss by Robert Herrick
- His Last Request to Julia by Robert Herrick
- Delight in Disorder by Robert Herrick
- An Ode of the Birth of our Saviour by Robert Herrick
- AN ODE FOR BEN JONSON by Robert Herrick
- AN HYMN TO THE MUSES by Robert Herrick
- An Epitaph Upon A Virgin by Robert Herrick
- AN EPITAPH UPON A CHILD by Robert Herrick
- AMBITION by Robert Herrick
- ALL THINGS DECAY AND DIE by Robert Herrick
- A VOW TO VENUS by Robert Herrick
- A Thanksgiving to God for His House by Robert Herrick
- A Ring Presented to Julia by Robert Herrick
- A REQUEST TO THE GRACES by Robert Herrick
- A Pastoral Upon The Birth of Prince Charles: Presented to the King, and Set by Mr Nic. Laniere by Robert Herrick
- A PASTORAL SUNG TO THE KING by Robert Herrick
- A PARANAETICALL, OR ADVISIVE VERSETO HIS FRIEND, MR JOHN WICKS by Robert Herrick
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.