A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- The Man Into Whose Yard You Should Not Hit Your Ball by Thomas Lux
- Ballade Of Autumn poem – Andrew Lang poems
- Владимир Маяковский – Собственную революцию удушив… (РОСТА №443)
- To A Sad Daughter by Michael Ondaatje
- Владимир Высоцкий – Я любил и женщин и проказы
- The Realists by William Butler Yeats
- Олег Бундур – Идем мы с дедом
- Владимир Маяковский – Два не совсем обычных случая
- The Farmer Of Tilsbury Vale by William Wordsworth
- Rivers Don’t Gi’e Out by William Barnes
- An Old Man’s Winter Night by Robert Frost
- Epitaph on the same by Robert Burns
- Why Should Not Old Men Be Mad? by William Butler Yeats
- Николай Карамзин – Эпитафия (Он жил в сем мире для того)
- Ольга Ермолаева – Этот позорный ужас
External links
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Poems in English
- May You Be Like An Evergreen by Ronald G. Auguste
- Marks Of Disrespect by Graham Rowlands
- Magic Markers by Rose Mary Boehm
- Mad Pirate Marmaduke by Ross D Tyler
- Lunch by Ross D Tyler
- Life Of a Broke Person by Russell James
- Kiss by Ruth Padel
- Jewels Should Sparkle Daily by Ronald G. Auguste
- I See Your Beauty by Ronald G. Auguste
- Herodotus in Egypt Remeber Delos by Ruth Padel
- Flamenco Flamingo by Ross D Tyler
- Falling Action by Ruth Madievsky
- Daryl, My Son by Ronald G. Auguste
- Conversation With My Heart by Russ Pergram
- Conversation 23: On Cause by Rosmarie Waldrop
- Concrete Backyard by Ryssel Guzman
- Camelot & The Greek Widow by Graham Rowlands
- Breath by Ryssel Guzman
- Bobsled by Ruth Madievsky
- Blue Glass by Ross D Tyler
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.