A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.

A few random poems:
- Владимир Высоцкий – Живу я в лучшем из миров
- Николай Глазков – Бывают в нашей жизни величины
- Song—A Lass wi’ a Tocher by Robert Burns
- Bare Tongue by Satish Verma
- Gwain To Feäir by William Barnes
- Whiteness I Remember by Sylvia Plath
- “I Know The Stars” by Sara Teasdale
- Михаил Кузмин – Звезда Афродиты
- Вера Звягинцева – Летите, летите зелёные долы
- Rains Have Come poem – Amir Khusro poems | Poems and Poetry
- His Mistress to Him at his Farewell by Robert Herrick
- Jerusalem Delivered – Book 04 – part 01 by Torquato Tasso
- Lucky by Thomas Lux
- Владимир Британишский – Кипренский. Портрет С.С. Уварова 1816 год
- Ольга Берггольц – Твоя молодость
External links
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Poems in English
- Indian Dancers by Sarojini Naidu
- Indian Dancer by Sarojini Naidu
- In The Forest by Sarojini Naidu
- In Salutation to the Eternal Peace by Sarojini Naidu
- In Praise Of Henna by Sarojini Naidu
- Humayun To Zobeida (From the Urdu) by Sarojini Naidu
- Harvest Hymn by Sarojini Naidu
- Ecstasy by Sarojini Naidu
- Damayante To Nala In The Hour Of Exile by Sarojini Naidu
- Cradle Song by Sarojini Naidu
- Coromandel Fishers by Sarojini Naidu
- Corn Grinders by Sarojini Naidu
- Autumn Song by Sarojini Naidu
- An Indian Love Song by Sarojini Naidu
- Alabaster by Sarojini Naidu
- A Rajput Love Song by Sarojini Naidu
- A Love Song from the North by Sarojini Naidu
- Wishes by Satish Verma
- WINGS ATTACHED by Satish Verma
- WHAT ENDING by Satish Verma
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.