A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
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- The Man Who Dreamed Of Faeryland by William Butler Yeats
- The Recruit poem – A. E. Housman
- Winter Wind by Vasil Slavov
- Николай Языков – Вот яблоки так яблоки, на славу
- Владимир Высоцкий – Надо с кем-то рассорить кого-то
- Song—The Highland Balou by Robert Burns
- How Do You Know when Someone is in Love with You?
- Ольга Берггольц – Знаю, чем меня пленила
- laugh to cry by Raj Arumugam
- Ione, Dead the Long Year poem – Ezra Pound poems
- To Me by William Barnes
- For what’s worth breathing by Rixa White
- Владимир Маяковский – Домой
- Chorus of Youths and Virgins poem – Alexander Pope poems | Poetry Monster
- Bliss Of Eternity by Vaishnavi Prakash
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Poems in English
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- Study in Hands by Théophile Gautier
- Smoke by Théophile Gautier
- Last Wish by Théophile Gautier
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- Wind by Ted Hughes
- Tractor by Ted Hughes
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- The Warm and the Cold by Ted Hughes
- The Thought-Fox by Ted Hughes
- The Owl by Ted Hughes
- The Minotaur by Ted Hughes
- The Harvest Moon by Ted Hughes
- The Child Is Father To The Man by Ted Hughes
- Spring & Fall: To A Young Child by Ted Hughes
- September by Ted Hughes
- Pied Beauty by Ted Hughes
- Old Age Gets Up by Ted Hughes
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.