A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Sonnet 44: If the dull substance of my flesh were thought by William Shakespeare
- София Парнок – И голос окликнул тебя среди ночи
- Robinson by Weldon Kees
- Prison Song
- Robert Burns: Complimentary Epigram On Maria Riddell:
- The Gardener XIV: I Was Walking by the Road by Rabindranath Tagore
- Владимир Вишневский – Долго же мы друг друга откладывали
- A Jog-Trot Pair by Thomas Hardy
- Olney Hymn 60: Abuse Of The Gospel by William Cowper
- Николай Языков – Стансы (В час, как деву молодую)
- On The Same Occasion by William Wordsworth
- Song by Margaret Widdemer
- A Little Memory poem – Aldous Huxley poems | Poetry Monster
- black_on_black.html
- Sonnet 48: How careful was I, when I took my way by William Shakespeare
External links
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Poems in English
- A Wasted Illness by Thomas Hardy
- A Thunderstorm In Town by Thomas Hardy
- A Jog-Trot Pair by Thomas Hardy
- A Dream Or No by Thomas Hardy
- Ye Mariners of England by Thomas Campbell
- To the Evening Star by Thomas Campbell
- The Last Man by Thomas Campbell
- The Dirge of Wallace by Thomas Campbell
- The Battle of the Baltic by Thomas Campbell
- Song to the Evening Star by Thomas Campbell
- Ode to Winter by Thomas Campbell
- Ode to the Memory of Burns by Thomas Campbell
- Love And Madness by Thomas Campbell
- Lord Ullin’s Daughter by Thomas Campbell
- Hohenlinden by Thomas Campbell
- Gertrude of Wyoming by Thomas Campbell
- Freedom And Love by Thomas Campbell
- Benlomond by Thomas Campbell
- Adelgitha by Thomas Campbell
- The Resignation by Thomas Chatterton
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.