A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Ghazal to Pera Belle by Serkan Engin
- Robert Burns: Lines Written Under The Picture Of The Celebrated Miss Burns:
- Written Manna by Rangam Chiru
- Виктор Калитин – Фиалка
- polyphony_in_a_cathedral.html
- Before the white chrysanthemum by Yosa Buson
- A Jewish Cemetery In Germany by Yehuda Amichai
- Алексей Жемчужников – Привет весны
- Ярослав Смеляков – Земляника
- Sonnet 100: Where art thou, Muse, that thou forget’st so long by William Shakespeare
- Statistic by Shivam Pandya
- Second Epistle to Davie by Robert Burns
- Little Flute by Rabindranath Tagore
- Acknowledgment. by Sidney Lanier
- Robert Burns: The Belles Of Mauchline:
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- Wind on the Hill by AA Milne
- us_two_by_a_a_milne.html
- twinkletoes.html
- the_morning_walk.html
- the_kings_breakfast.html
- the_dormouse_and_the_doctor.html
- the_christening.html
- rice_pudding.html
- politeness.html
- missing.html
- market_square.html
- lines_and_squares.html
- if_i_were_king.html
- hoppity.html
- happiness.html
- come_out_with_me.html
- buckingham_palace.html
- brownie.html
- at_the_zoo.html
- Water Strider by Aaron Baker
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.