A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- The Survivor by Primo Levi
- Владимир Бенедиктов – Чесменские трофеи
- Анатолий Жигулин – Иду в полях
- A Singer by William Allingham
- The Last Laugh poem – John Betjeman poems
- The Pleiades poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
- Sonnet IV: Unthrifty Loveliness, Why Dost Thou Spend by William Shakespeare
- Владимир Маяковский – Ужасающая фамильярность
- Олег Григорьев – Я дверь в коридор отворил
- The Regret Of The Ranee In The Hall Of Peacocks
- Orlando Furioso Canto 19 by Ludovico Ariosto
- Beautiful Stranger by Vinaya Kumar Hanumanthappa
- In A Vacant House by Philip Levine
- Алексей Жемчужников – Верста на старой дороге
- Epistle to John Maxwell, Esq., of Terraughty by Robert Burns
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- Says. by Walt Whitman
- Savantism. by Walt Whitman
- Salut au Monde. by Walt Whitman
- Runner, The. by Walt Whitman
- Roots and Leaves Themselves Alone. by Walt Whitman
- Roaming in Thought. by Walt Whitman
- Rise, O Days. by Walt Whitman
- Respondez! by Walt Whitman
- Recorders Ages Hence. by Walt Whitman
- Reconciliation. by Walt Whitman
- Race of Veterans. by Walt Whitman
- Quicksand Years. by Walt Whitman
- Proud Music of The Storm by Walt Whitman
- Primeval my Love for the Woman I Love. by Walt Whitman
- Prayer of Columbus. by Walt Whitman
- Prairie States, The. by Walt Whitman
- Prairie-Grass Dividing, The. by Walt Whitman
- Portals. by Walt Whitman
- Poets to Come. by Walt Whitman
- Poem of Remembrance for a Girl or a Boy. by Walt Whitman
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.