A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Aplolgia Pro Vita Sua by Samuel Coleridge
- The Messiah : A Sacred Eclogue poem – Alexander Pope
- Hemlock Furrows
- Summer Stillness poem – Aldous Huxley poems | Poetry Monster
- Robert Burns: Handsome Nell:
- Степан Щипачев – Ладонь
- Василий Лебедев-Кумач – Так говорил танкистам политрук
- My New-Cut Ashler by Rudyard Kipling
- Epitaphs Translated From Chiabrera by William Wordsworth
- Иннокентий Анненский – Любовь к прошлому
- A Cradle Song by William Blake
- Guilt And Sorrow, Or, Incidents Upon Salisbury Plain by William Wordsworth
- The Hermit poem – Aleister Crowley poems | Poetry Monster
- Ballad Of The Despairing Husband by Robert Creeley
- Over the Carnage. by Walt Whitman
External links
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Poems in English
- Ольга Берггольц – Озерный край
- Ольга Берггольц – Ответ
- Ольга Берггольц – От сердца к сердцу
- Ольга Берггольц – Осень (Мне осень озёрного края)
- Ольга Берггольц – Она дарить любила
- Ольга Берггольц – Огонь, и воду, и медные трубы
- Ольга Берггольц – Обещание
- Ольга Берггольц – О, наверное, он не вернётся
- Ольга Берггольц – О, где ты запела
- Ольга Берггольц – О да, простые, бедные слова
- Ольга Берггольц – Новогодний тост
- Ольга Берггольц – Ни до серебряной и ни до золотой
- Ольга Берггольц – Не знаю, не знаю, живу
- Ольга Берггольц – Не сына, не младшего брата
- Ольга Берггольц – Не может быть, чтоб жили мы напрасно
- Ольга Берггольц – Наш сад
- Ольга Берггольц – Нам от тебя теперь не оторваться
- Ольга Берггольц – Надежда
- Ольга Берггольц – На Ивана-пьющего
- Ольга Берггольц – Моя медаль
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.