A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Владимир Британишский – Утром 10 мая 1945 года
- Ad Piscatorem by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Halls grew darker poem – Aleksandr Blok poems | Poetry Monster
- Collage by Martine Morillon-Carreau
- The Princess (part 1) poem – Lord Alfred Tennyson poems
- Bride and Groom Lie Hidden for Three Days by Ted Hughes
- 我的妻子。 安德烈·布勒東一首關於自由戀愛的詩
- A Thing of Beauty (Endymion) poem – John Keats poems
- The Bowling-Green by William Somervile
- Robert Burns: The Vision:
- Владимир Корнилов – Встреча
- Olney Hymn 55: The Heart Healed And Changed By Mercy by William Cowper
- Reason Use It Divine Matters
- The Poor Lover to His Rich Mistress about to Marry His Coxcombly Rival by William Wycherley
- Acknowledgment. by Sidney Lanier
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Poems in English
- Олег Бундур – Уроки
- Олег Бундур – Умный кот
- Олег Бундур – Учительница открыла журнал
- Олег Бундур – Уборка
- Олег Бундур – У кромки моря
- Олег Бундур – Тропа
- Олег Бундур – Тревожное время
- Олег Бундур – Тополёк
- Олег Бундур – Там, где мы родились
- Олег Бундур – Света у доски
- Олег Бундур – Сухари
- Олег Бундур – Страх
- Олег Бундур – Сторож
- Олег Бундур – Старания
- Олег Бундур – Справились с делами
- Олег Бундур – Спешу
- Олег Бундур – Совет
- Олег Бундур – Сорока
- Олег Бундур – Сон
- Олег Бундур – Собираемся в гости
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.