A poem by Alan Dugan
For old Billy Dugan, shot in the ass in the Civil War, my father said.
The old wound in my ass
has opened up again, but I
am past the prodigies
of youth’s campaigns, and weep
where I used to laugh
in war’s red humors, half
in love with silly-assed pains
and half not feeling them.
I have to sit up with
an indoor unsittable itch
before I go down late
and weeping to the storm-
cellar on a dirty night
and go to bed with the worms.
So pull the dirt up over me
and make a family joke
for Old Billy Blue Balls,
the oldest private in the world
with two ass-holes and no
place more to go to for a laugh
except the last one. Say:
The North won the Civil War
without much help from me
although I wear a proof
of the war’s obscenity.

A few random poems:
- The Man Into Whose Yard You Should Not Hit Your Ball by Thomas Lux
- Robert Burns: Merry Hae I Been Teethin A Heckle:
- Николай Языков – Элегия (Есть много всяких мук – и много я их знаю)
- Barbie Doll by Marge Piercy
- Владимир Гиппиус – Закон чего? – закона нет
- You must once
- Epistle to Major Logan by Robert Burns
- Владимир Маяковский – Советский Союз, намотай на ус – кто Юз
- How To Use Vellum For Your Card Making Ideas
- Федор Сологуб – Короткая радость сгорела
- Олег Бундур – Праздник встречи
- At Carnoy by Siegfried Sassoon
- Let The Weary World Go Round poem – Alfred Austin
- TIRELESSLY by Satish Verma
- Sonnet 71: No longer mourn for me when I am dead by William Shakespeare
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- Commemoration of Rodney’s Victory by Robert Burns
- Coming Through The Rye by Robert Burns
- Caledonia: A Ballad by Robert Burns
- Burlesque Lament fo Wm. Creech’s Absence by Robert Burns
- Bonnie Lesley by Robert Burns
- Bonie Jean: A Ballad by Robert Burns
- Boat Song—Hey, Ca’ Thro’ by Robert Burns
- Birthday Ode for 31st December, 1787 by Robert Burns
- Ballad on the American War by Robert Burns
- Ballad on Mr. Heron’s Election—No. 4 by Robert Burns
- Ballad on Mr. Heron’s Election—No. 3 by Robert Burns
- Ballad on Mr. Heron’s Election—No. 2 by Robert Burns
- Ballad on Mr. Heron’s Election—No. 1 by Robert Burns
- Auld Lang Syne by Robert Burns
- Apology to Mr. Syme for not dining with him by Robert Burns
- Another on the said Occasion by Robert Burns
- Ah, woe is me, my Mother dear by Robert Burns
- Ae Fond Kiss, And Then We Sever by Robert Burns
- Address to Wm. Tytler, Esq., of Woodhouselee by Robert Burns
- Address to the Unco Guid by Robert Burns
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.