A poem by Alan Dugan
As an American traveler I have
to remember not to get actionably mad
about the way things are around here.
Tomorrow I’ll be a thousand miles away
from the way it is around here. I will
keep my temper, I will not kill the dog
next door, nor will I kill the next-door wife,
both of whom are crazy and aggressive
and think they live at the center of culture
like everyone else in this college town.
This is because I’m leaving, I’m taking off
by car, by light plane, by jet, by taxicab,
for some place else a thousand miles away,
so I caution myself: control your rage,
even if it causes a slight heart attack.
Stay out of jail tonight before you leave,
and don’t get obstreperous in transit tomorrow
so as to stay out of jail on arrival tomorrow night.
Think: the new handcuffs are sharp inside
and meant to cut the wrists. You’re not too old
to be raped in their filthy overcrowded jails
and you’ll lose your glasses and false teeth.
How would you eat, study and be
a traveling lecturer if you got out alive and sane?
So remember to leave this place peacefully,
it’s only Asshole State University at Nowheresville,
and remember to get to the next place peacefully,
it’s only Nowhere State University at Assholesville
and you must travel from place to place for food and shelter.

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- Au Bal poem – Aleister Crowley poems | Poetry Monster
- Olney Hymn 50: The Christian by William Cowper
- Far Within Us #1 by Vasko Popa
- “Look up, desponding hearts! See, Morning sallies” poem – Alfred Austin
- The Grauballe Man by Seamus Heaney
- Barnfloor and Winepress poem – Gerard Manley Hopkins poems
- To Him that was Crucified. by Walt Whitman
- Демьян Бедный – Весенний благостный покой
- Владимир Маяковский – Венера Милосская и Вячеслав Полонский
- Chorus of Youths and Virgins poem – Alexander Pope
- Robert Burns: The Weary Pund O’ Tow:
- Владимир Бенедиктов – Леля
- Ольга Берггольц – Я все оставляю тебе при уходе
- Владимир Британишский – Ладожский канал
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Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- Bubblin’ Up by Shel Silverstein
- Bituminous? by Shel Silverstein
- Bigtime by Shel Silverstein
- Better Not Ask Me by Shel Silverstein
- Whatif by Shel Silverstein
- Weird-Bird by Shel Silverstein
- The Toucan by Shel Silverstein
- The Meehoo with an Exactlywatt by Shel Silverstein
- Rain by Shel Silverstein
- Rain by Shel Silverstein
- Picture Puzzle Piece by Shel Silverstein
- One Inch Tall by Shel Silverstein
- It’s Dark in Here by Shel Silverstein
- God’s Wheel by Shel Silverstein
- Forgotten Language by Shel Silverstein
- Danny O’Dare by Shel Silverstein
- Boa Constrictor by Shel Silverstein
- Beans Taste Fine by Shel Silverstein
- Batty by Shel Silverstein
- Ations by Shel Silverstein
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.