A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Wednesday by Marvin Bell
- Robert Burns: My Lord A-Hunting:
- Алексей Жемчужников – Сказка о живых мертвецах
- Владимир Маяковский – Не эти правильно Октябрь празднуют… (РОСТА №398)
- Gethsemane by Rudyard Kipling
- Andrea del Sarto by Robert Browning
- Иида Дакоцу – С землею смешались
- Зинаида Александрова – Мы оделись раньше всех
- Vayu The Wind
- Алексей Плещеев – Дети века все больные
- The Ever-Patient Woman poem – Andree Chedid poems | Poems and Poetry
- One Day You Will Miss Me.. by Rahul S
- The Meaning of Music by Mercedes Madrigal
- Song—Farewell to the Banks of Ayr by Robert Burns
- Cold Eyes by Vaishnavi Prakash
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- The Defiance Of Eteocles
- The Decree Of Athena
- The Complaint Of Prometheus
- The Beacon Fires
- The Battle Of Salamis
- Song Of The Furies
- Prometheus Amid Hurricane And Earthquake
- Prayer Artemis
- Lament Two Brothers Slain Each Other039s Hand
- Lament For The Two Brothers Slain By Each Others Hand
- Fragment From Aeschylus
- Complaint Prometheus
- Battle Salamis
- A Prayer For Artemis
- On Twitter
- Victory
- Valediction Forbidding Mourning
- Two Songs
- Stepping Backward
- Snapshots Of A Daughter In Law By Adrienne Rich
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.