A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Decision
- Aix In Provence by Robert Browning
- Как привить ребенку любовь к чтению: советы и рекомендации – Poetry Monster
- The useless counsellor by Ross D Tyler
- Владимир Британишский – Еретик
- Two Views Of A Cadaver Room by Sylvia Plath
- Жан де Лафонтен – Волк и Конь
- Prayer—O Thou Dread Power by Robert Burns
- Robert Burns: The Bard At Inverary:
- Владимир Маяковский – Реклама журнала “Огонек”
- Come, come thou bleak December wind (fragment) by Samuel Coleridge
- Олег Бундур – Жёлудь
- Николай Языков – Пловец (Воют волны, скачут волны)
- Mother and Babe. by Walt Whitman
- The Ever-Patient Woman poem – Andree Chedid poems | Poems and Poetry
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Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- Piera Chen – Piera Chen
- IN VINCULUM by PEGGY AYLSWORTH
- I threaded a garland with the memories of a spring… by Preeth Nambiar
- Hoppleroopleoopledook by Pornika Ganguly
- Greece Madum…! by Perugu Ramakrishna
- Frozen by Priyanka Tungana
- From Another Sky by Pierre Reverdy
- Forgotten by Priya Prithviraj
- Forbidden Silence by Preeth Nambiar
- For The Moment by Pierre Reverdy
- For The Moment by Pierre Reverdy
- Elijah by Peter Bardsley
- Eating a Wampee by Piera Chen
- Dying Love!!! by Praveen Parasar
- Diving Deep by Pawan Kumar
- Dead On Arrival by Preethi Saravanakumar
- Creators by Pawan Kumar
- Composition by Peter Cooley
- Coconut by Paul Hostovsky
- Childhood Memories by Preethi Saravanakumar
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.