A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- A Song : On The Green Margin by William Cowper
- Haunted by you by Melissa Skelton
- Sweet Briars of the Stairways by Vachel Lindsay
- On Receiving A Laurel Crown From Leigh Hunt poem – John Keats poems
- OFF-LIMITS by Satish Verma
- Владимир Маяковский – Война окончена… (РОСТА №898)
- Омар Хайям – Не таи в своем сердце обид и скорбей
- tracks_in_the_private_country.html
- The Slantèn Light O’ Fall by William Barnes
- Николай Гербель – Песнь лейб-гвардии уланского полка
- Какой чудесный, маленький комочек
- Off the Turnpike poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
- Olney Hymn 56: Hatred Of Sin by William Cowper
- Anne Pennington by Vasko Popa
- Sonnet 2: When forty winters shall besiege thy brow by William Shakespeare
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
Talking Writing Monster’s Page –
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Poems in English
- Effrontery by Satish Verma
- Earthly Wounds by Satish Verma
- Drift Wood by Satish Verma
- Dream Landing by Satish Verma
- DOWNHILL JOURNEY by Satish Verma
- Doom’s Day by Satish Verma
- Discretion by Satish Verma
- Delinquency by Satish Verma
- Death In Exile by Satish Verma
- DEATH AND VISION by Satish Verma
- Cult of Lynching by Satish Verma
- Crowding by Satish Verma
- CROSSING THE DEAF by Satish Verma
- Courting Fidelity by Satish Verma
- Contraptions by Satish Verma
- Confessional Hurt by Satish Verma
- Commerce by Satish Verma
- Collecting Milkweed by Satish Verma
- BRAMBLE GATES by Satish Verma
- Botanically by Satish Verma
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.