A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Ольга Берггольц – Потеряла я вечером слово
- Robert Burns: Farewell To Ballochmyle:
- After Forever by Mark Miller
- A Prayer For My Son by William Butler Yeats
- Владимир Высоцкий – Песня солдата на часах
- Николай Заболоцкий – Движение
- Black Stone On Top Of Nothing by Philip Levine
- Владимир Высоцкий – Песня Марии
- Loot by Rudyard Kipling
- Sonnet CXLVI by William Shakespeare
- Time of Roses by Thomas Hood
- It Asked a Crumb of Me by Michael K. Shiu
- Владимир Высоцкий – Куплеты нечистой силы
- Beachy Blues poem – Andrew Neil Maternick poems | Poems and Poetry
- Poetic Vision – Heaven’s Door
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Poems in English
- In The New Sun by Philip Levine
- In A Vacant House by Philip Levine
- In A Light Time by Philip Levine
- I Won, You Lost by Philip Levine
- I Sing The Body Electric by Philip Levine
- How Much Earth by Philip Levine
- House Of Silence by Philip Levine
- Holy Day by Philip Levine
- Holding On by Philip Levine
- Heaven by Philip Levine
- Green Thumb by Philip Levine
- Gin by Philip Levine
- Gangrene by Philip Levine
- For The Country by Philip Levine
- Fist by Philip Levine
- Father by Philip Levine
- Everything by Philip Levine
- Coming Close by Philip Levine
- Clouds Above The Sea by Philip Levine
- Clouds by Philip Levine
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.