A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Robert Burns: Epistle To Robert Graham, Esq., Of Fintry: Requesting a Favour
- This by Ralph Angel
- The Tree Of Knowledge
- Владимир Высоцкий – Запись в книге почётных гостей ВНИИФТРИ
- Федор Сологуб – Знаю знанием последним
- Courtship by Mark Strand
- Robert Burns: Bonie Peggy Alison:
- Lullaby by William Butler Yeats
- Вера Звягинцева – Летите, летите зелёные долы
- The Two Terrors poem – Amy Levy poems | Poems and Poetry
- “Why should I, from this long and losing strife ” poem – Alfred Austin
- Genius
- Валерий Брюсов – Идеал
- As the Time Draws Nigh. by Walt Whitman
- A Desolate Shore by William Ernest Henley
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Poems in English
- Failure by Rupert Brooke
- Dust by Rupert Brooke
- Doubts by Rupert Brooke
- Dining-Room Tea by Rupert Brooke
- Desertion by Rupert Brooke
- Dead Men’s Love by Rupert Brooke
- Day That I Have Loved by Rupert Brooke
- Day And Night by Rupert Brooke
- Dawn by Rupert Brooke
- Clouds by Rupert Brooke
- Choriambics — II by Rupert Brooke
- Choriambics — I by Rupert Brooke
- Charm, The by Rupert Brooke
- Busy Heart, The by Rupert Brooke
- Blue Evening by Rupert Brooke
- Beauty and Beauty by Rupert Brooke
- Ante Aram by Rupert Brooke
- And love has changed to kindliness by Rupert Brooke
- A Memory by Rupert Brooke
- A Letter to a Live Poet by Rupert Brooke
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.