A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Violets Beauty Passing
- The Death of Nicou by Thomas Chatterton
- Николай Карамзин – Стихи на слова, заданные мне Хлoeю: миг, картина и дверь
- Нина Воронель – Неделю, как сотню, лучше не трогать
- Another by Thomas Carew
- Sonnet 29: When in disgrace with Fortune and men’s eyes by William Shakespeare
- My Last Will by Sir Walter Raleigh
- Нина Воронель – Дан приказ
- Rivulose poem – A. R. Ammons poems | Poetry Monster
- Teasing by Pamela Griffiths
- Robert Burns: Open The Door To Me, Oh:
- Ode To Neptune by Phillis Wheatley
- A Whirl-Blast From Behind The Hill by William Wordsworth
- Inscription For A Hermitage In The Author’s Garden by William Cowper
- Ольга Седакова – Липа
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Poems in English
- The Great Palaces Of Versailles by Rita Dove
- Teach Us To Number Our Days by Rita Dove
- Primer by Rita Dove
- Persephone, Falling by Rita Dove
- Mushrooms by Rina Ferrarelli
- Ludwig Von Beethoven’s Return To Vienna by Rita Dove
- Lines Composed on the Body Politic by Rita Dove
- Lady Freedom Among Us by Rita Dove
- I hear the roar of a Harley… by River Urke
- Heart To Heart by Rita Dove
- Hades’ Pitch by Rita Dove
- Fifth Grade Autobiography by Rita Dove
- Exit by Rita Dove
- Dawn Revisited by Rita Dove
- Chocolate by Rita Dove
- Cavern in Paradise by Rita Odessa Villaruel
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- American Smooth by Rita Dove
- Amarene by Rina Ferrarelli
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.