A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Shivratri The Night Of Shiva While The Procession Passed At Ramesram
- Heaven–Haven: A Nun Takes The Veil poem – Gerard Manley Hopkins poems
- Николай Заболоцкий – Вечерний бар
- Temper Of Time by Sylvia Plath
- Владимир Высоцкий – Песня из радиоспектакля “Зелёный фургон”
- Disguises by Thomas Edward Brown
- Robert Burns: I Love My Love In Secret:
- Me, The Wind and the Old Shadow by Walter William Safar
- Михаил Лермонтов – Баллада (Куда так проворно, жидовка младая)
- Владимир Британишский – Можга
- Composed Near Calais, On The Road Leading To Ardres, August 7, 1802 by William Wordsworth
- The Song of the Women by Rudyard Kipling
- The Living Beauty by William Butler Yeats
- Огюст Барбье – Идол
- haiku
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- Adolescence II by Rita Dove
- Adolescence I by Rita Dove
- They are Cruel by Rixa White
- The Polar Koala Bear by Robby Charters
- The Lame Guy by Rob Leatherman Sr.
- The Invisible by Rixa White
- The Epic of Jack and Jill by Robby Charters
- The Commitment by Rob Leatherman Sr.
- The Beginning of the End by Rixa White
- The Ancient Deception by Rixa White
- Start Growing by Rixa White
- Splenda by Rob Leatherman Sr.
- Show me by Rixa White
- Rhyme by the Bog by Robby Charters
- Power of Peace by Rixa White
- Poetic Justice by Robby Charters
- Old Times by Rixa white
- Nothing is Real by Rixa White
- Limericks by Robby Charters
- It is a Show by Rixa White
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.