A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- The Remains by Mark Strand
- Inexpensive Progress poem – John Betjeman poems | Poems and Poetry
- Physically Hearted
- Rendezvous
- Алексей Толстой – В совести искал я долго обвиненья
- Composed Near Calais, On The Road Leading To Ardres, August 7, 1802 by William Wordsworth
- To L. R. E. by Sara Teasdale
- Persian Poem poem – Amir Khusro poems | Poems and Poetry
- They Wondered Why the Fruit had Been Forbidden by W H Auden
- Олег Бундур – Копуша
- Epitaph On Mr. Chester Of Chicheley by William Cowper
- As In Their Flight The Birds Of Song by Robert Louis Stevenson
- A Brook in the City by Robert Frost
- Chant-Pagan by Rudyard Kipling
- Sonnet 62: Sin of self-love possesseth all mine eye by William Shakespeare
External links
Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- The First Sam Hazo at the Last by Samuel Hazo
- The Cleaving by Samuel Hazo
- Carol of a Father by Samuel Hazo
- To A Young Lady. On Her Recovery From A Fever by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
- Written In Early Youth. The Time,–An Autumnal Evening by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
- The Lime-tree Bower my Prison by Samuel Coleridge
- Psyche by Samuel Coleridge
- Brockley Coomb by Samuel Coleridge
- As some vast Tropic tree, itself a wood (fragment) by Samuel Coleridge
- Constancy To An Ideal Object by Samuel Coleridge
- A Tombless Epitaph by Samuel Coleridge
- Cologne by Samuel Coleridge
- Duty Surviving Self-Love by Samuel Coleridge
- Epitaph by Samuel Coleridge
- Dejection: An Ode by Samuel Coleridge
- About The Nightingale by Samuel Coleridge
- Fears In Solitude by Samuel Coleridge
- Christabel by Samuel Coleridge
- Epigram by Samuel Coleridge
- Phantom by Samuel Coleridge
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.