A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
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- Orlando Furioso Canto 4 by Ludovico Ariosto
- Владимир Бенедиктов – Ночью
- Николай Заболоцкий – Горийская симфония
- Зинаида Александрова – Четыре старушки
- Elijah by Peter Bardsley
- The Habit Of Perfection poem – Gerard Manley Hopkins poems
- Ametas And Thestylis Making Hay-Ropes poem – Andrew Marvell poems
- Алексей Плещеев – Сон
- Ольга Берггольц – Трагедия всех трагедий
- Essay on Man poem – Alexander Pope
- Heel & Toe To The End by William Carlos Williams
- Ольга Седакова – Ветер прощанья
- Out Of The Window poem – Aldous Huxley poems | Poetry Monster
- Sonnet 22: My glass shall not persuade me I am old by William Shakespeare
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Poems in English
- Consider This And In Our Time by W H Auden
- The Common Life by W H Auden
- Cocaine Lil and Morphine Sue by W H Auden
- Christmas Oratio by W H Auden
- Carry Her Over the Water by W H Auden
- Canzone by W H Auden
- Calypso by W H Auden
- Base Words Are Uttered by W H Auden
- Autumn Song by W H Auden
- August 1968 by W H Auden
- Atlantis by W H Auden
- As I Walked Out One Evening by W. H. Auden
- As We Like It by W H Auden
- As the poets have mournfully sung by W H Auden
- Are You There? by W H Auden
- After Reading a Child’s Guide to Modern Physics by W. H. Auden
- Academic Graffiti by W H Auden
- A Walk After Dark by W H Auden
- A New Year Greeting by W H Auden
- Continual Conversation With A Silent Man by Wallace Stevens
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.