A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- To a Friend poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
- Владимир Маяковский – У буржуев на весь мир пир… (РОСТА №315)
- Cologne by Samuel Coleridge
- Федор Сологуб – В моих мечтах такое постоянство
- One Hour to Madness and Joy. by Walt Whitman
- Владислав Ходасевич – Опять во тьме. У наших ног
- I Want To Write by Margaret Walker
- The Laws of God, The Laws of Man by A. E. Housman
- Омар Хайям – Не у тех, кто во прах государства поверг
- Robert Burns: Extempore In The Court Of Session:
- On The Conduct Of The World Seeking Beauty Against Government poem – Allen Ginsberg
- Hypatia by Stanley Wilkin
- Three Sonnets Written In Mid-Channel poem – Alfred Austin
- Far In a Western Brookland poem – Alfred Edward Housman
- Гавриил Державин – На храм при Гапсале
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Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
Talking Writing Monster’s Page –
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Poems in English
- Hear the Voice by William Blake
- Introduction to the Songs of Innocence by William Blake
- French Revolution, The (excerpt) by William Blake
- I Saw a Chapel by William Blake
- I Heard an Angel by William Blake
- Broken Love by William Blake
- Eternity by William Blake
- Holy Thursday (Innocence) by William Blake
- Ah! Sun-Flower by William Blake
- A Cradle Song by William Blake
- Earth’s Answer by William Blake
- A Dream by William Blake
- Infant Joy by William Blake
- Evening Star by William Blake
- Auguries Of Innocence by William Blake
- And Did Those Feet In Ancient Time by William Blake
- Infant Sorrow by William Blake
- If It Is True What the Prophets Write by William Blake
- How Sweet I Roam’d by William Blake
- Holy Thursday (Experience) by William Blake
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.