Two Or Three: A Recipe To Make A Cuckold poem – Alexander Pope

A poem by Alexander Pope (1688-1744) , the greatest English poet of “Augustan” or Georgian period

Two or three visits, and two or three bows,

Two or three civil things, two or three vows,

Two or three kisses, with two or three sighs,

Two or three Jesus’s; and let me dies-

Two or three squeezes, and two or three towses,

With two or three thousand pound lost at their houses,

Can never fail cuckolding two or three spouses.

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