A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- CLAUDIAN’S OLD MAN OF VERONA by Abraham Cowley
- Madeira From The Sea by Sara Teasdale
- Юргис Балтрушайтис – Чудом тени
- Sonet 54 by William Alexander
- Nothing is Real by Rixa White
- The Fool Errant poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
- Владимир Костров – Закат приморский умирает
- Sonnet 107: Not mine own fears, nor the prophetic soul by William Shakespeare
- Robert Burns: The Banks Of Nith:
- Sonnet 03 poem – John Milton poems
- Grey eyed Goddess by Tanisha Avarsekar
- Satisfaction of my eyes poem – Andrew Vassell poems | Poems and Poetry
- Sonnet 21: So is it not with me as with that muse by William Shakespeare
- The Dark Hour by William Henry Davies
- FREEDOM by Mac McGovern
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Poems in English
- From Afar by Rabindranath Tagore
- Dream Girl by Rabindranath Tagore
- Cruel Kindness by Rabindranath Tagore
- Compensation by Rabindranath Tagore
- Birth Story by Rabindranath Tagore
- At The Last Watch by Rabindranath Tagore
- At The End Of The Day by Rabindranath Tagore
- And In Wonder And Amazement I Sing by Rabindranath Tagore
- Along The Way by Rabindranath Tagore
- All These I Loved by Rabindranath Tagore
- A Hundred Years Hence by Rabindranath Tagore
- A Dream (English Translation) by Rabindranath Tagore
- The Essay on Liberty by Abraham Cowley
- Paul’s Wife by Robert Frost
- Pan with Us by Robert Frost
- ‘Out, Out–‘ by Robert Frost
- Our Singing Strength by Robert Frost
- One Step Backward Taken by Robert Frost
- Once By The Pacific by Robert Frost
- On Looking Up By Chance At The Constellations by Robert Frost
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.