A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
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- Gwin King of Norway by William Blake
- After An Epigram Of Clement Marot
- A Short View Of: The State Of Man by William Alexander
- Михаил Лермонтов – Я не для ангелов и рая
- Владимир Высоцкий – Долго же шёл ты, в конверте листок
- Илья Эренбург – Взвился рыжий, ближе
- In Imitation of E. of Dorset : Artemisia poem – Alexander Pope poems | Poetry Monster
- To Spirituality by Nithin Purple
- Наум Коржавин – Еж и Заяц
- Николай Языков – Песнь баяна (Люблю смотреть на месяц ясной)
- Robert Burns: Lovely Young Jessie:
- The Call of the Crows by Tanmoy
- The Bear, The Fire, And The Snow by Shel Silverstein
- Sleep by Russell Edson
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Poems in English
- Sunt Leones by Stevie Smith
- Pad, Pad by Stevie Smith
- Our Bog Is Dood by Stevie Smith
- Not Waving But Drowning by Stevie Smith
- Nor We Of Her To Him by Stevie Smith
- Never Again by Stevie Smith
- My Heart Was Full by Stevie Smith
- My Heart Goes Out by Stevie Smith
- Mother, Among The Dustbins by Stevie Smith
- Infelice by Stevie Smith
- In The Night by Stevie Smith
- I Remember by Stevie Smith
- I Do Not Speak by Stevie Smith
- Happiness by Stevie Smith
- Freddy by Stevie Smith
- Exeat by Stevie Smith
- Edmonton, thy cemetery by Stevie Smith
- Drugs Made Pauline Vague by Stevie Smith
- Deeply Morbid by Stevie Smith
- Conviction (iv) by Stevie Smith
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.