A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- INTO THE LAIR by Satish Verma
- Chase, The – Book 1 by William Somervile
- In The Hills Of Shiloh by Shel Silverstein
- Without Ceremony by Thomas Hardy
- Владимир Вишневский – Пассажирский поезд
- Владимир Корнилов – Утро
- Eavesdropping myself by Vladimir Marku
- With a Book poem – by Ambrose Bierce poems | Poems and Poetry
- Олег Сердобольский – У сосульки льет из носа
- Intorduction to the Songs of Experience by William Blake
- Василий Тредиаковский – В белости ее румяной
- Такахама Кёси – Как ярко сияет
- Obscurity, the Essay and Poems on Obscurity by Abraham Cowley
- Robert Burns: Complimentary Versicles To Jessie Lewars: On Her Recovery
- Sonnet XIII. Addressed To Haydon poem – John Keats poems
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Bat’s Poetry Page – more poetry by Fledermaus
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Poems in English
- Sir Giles’ War-Song by William Morris
- Sir Galahad, a Christmas Mystery by William Morris
- Sad-Eyed and Soft and Grey by William Morris
- Riding Together by William Morris
- Pomona by William Morris
- Our Hands Have Met by William Morris
- Night by William Morris
- Near But Far Away by William Morris
- Near Avalon by William Morris
- Mine and Thine by William Morris
- March by William Morris
- Love’s Gleaning Tide by William Morris
- King Arthur’s Tomb by William Morris
- In Prison by William Morris
- Iceland First Seen by William Morris
- For the Bed at Kelmscott by William Morris
- Flora by William Morris
- Earth the Healer, Earth the Keeper by William Morris
- Day by William Morris
- Autumn by William Morris
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.