A poem by Alan Dugan
He had a back office in his older brother’s
advertising agency and understood the human asshole.
He turned his father’s small inheritance over and over
on hemorrhoid ads between three-hour lunches
at the Plaza every day and cocktails at five-thirty
with different dressy women waiting in our front office.
We joked that he fucked them up the ass to make more customers
and were nauseated by him because he picked his ears
with the lead end of his lead pencil as he argued and argued
hemorrhoid copy with us on nauseating Mad. Ave. mornings.
Why argue? It must have been for executive power-feelings
because the copy never changed. Every week, the poor
bleeding assholes bought the shit. When my mind
began to get fucked and go as black as his inner ears
I quit as broke as I began, remembering his prophecy:
that the last working television set in the world
would be showing a hemorrhoid ad for ANUSALL
at Armageddon, that it would have been written
by him, that he would be watching it at 6:00 P.M.
in the bomb-cellar lounge of the Park Plaza Hotel
with a blonde’s ass in one hand and a scotch in the other,
and that he would die happy, with his old man’s
money intact and his asshole too, unlike us prat-boys.
A few random poems:
- Tame Cat poem – Ezra Pound poems
- Ок Мельникова – Let it be
- 1914 III: The Dead by Rupert Brooke
- Not from the stars do I my judgment pluck (Sonnet 14) by William Shakespeare
- Elixer Vitæ poem – Ambrose Bierce poems | Poems and Poetry
- Advent by Patrick Kavanagh
- A Poem Upon The Death Of O.C. poem – Andrew Marvell poems
- Twilight by Shaunna Harper
- Only Breath by Jelaluddin Rumi
- Sonnet 151: Love is too young to know what conscience is by William Shakespeare
- In The Event Of My Demise by Tupac Shakur
- Василий Лебедев-Кумач – Так говорил танкистам политрук
- Федор Сологуб – В норе темно и мглисто
- Михаил Ломоносов – Лишь только дневной шум замолк
- We Are To Play The Game Of Death by Rabindranath Tagore
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Poems in English
- Hobbinol; or The Rural Games – Canto 2 by William Somervile
- Hare-hunting by William Somervile
- Fortune-Hunter, The – Canto 5 by William Somervile
- Fortune-Hunter, The – Canto 3 by William Somervile
- Fortune-Hunter, The – Canto 1 by William Somervile
- For the Lute by William Somervile
- First let the kennel be the huntsman’s care by William Somervile
- Field Sports by William Somervile
- Epistle from Mr. Somerville, An by William Somervile
- Chase, The – Book 1 by William Somervile
- All-Accomplished Rover by William Somervile
- Advice to the Ladies by William Somervile
- Address to His Elbow-Chair, New Cloath’d, An by William Somervile
- A Padlock for the Mouth by William Somervile
- “Young England–What Is Then Become Of Old” by William Wordsworth
- Yew-Trees by William Wordsworth
- “Yes! Thou Art Fair, Yet Be Not Moved” by William Wordsworth
- Yes, It Was The Mountain Echo by William Wordsworth
- Yarrow Visited by William Wordsworth
- Yarrow Unvisited by William Wordsworth
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Alan Dugan (1923 – 2003) an American poet, a contemporary classic of American poetry.