Taylor Swift
A Poem about Taylor Swift
Despite her name
She sews no clothes
And that’s a real shame
We’d like to expose…
Her goods without a dress
So who’s she? You’d tell
She is no humble seamstress
She’s got a lot of clientele
Not Gulliver’s creator
Not Lilliputians’ father
And not an Irish painter
With others we won’t bother
She is a country singer
Her country sounds like pop
She acts quite like a swinger
She looks like a lollipop
She’s popular like hell
In spite of all the kitsch
She’s smarter than a sperm cell
Besides, we like the bitch
End of the Poem about Taylor Swift
A few random poems
- The Bankrupt Peace-Maker by Vachel Lindsay
- Farewell by Wang Wei
- Sonnet C by William Shakespeare
- Николай Огарев – Смутные мгновенья
- tomorrow is already past… by Steve Troyanovich
- Sappho to Phaon (Ovid Heroid XV) poem – Alexander Pope
- Олег Григорьев – Как бумажный пароходик
- Ad Se Ipsum by Robert Louis Stevenson
- “Could I but leave men wiser by my song ” poem – Alfred Austin
- Олег Бундур – Письмо от бабушки
- November by William Cullen Bryant
- Ad Martialem by Robert Louis Stevenson
- Владимир Корнилов – Незадача
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- Ahmad Al-Za’tar by Mahmoud Darwish
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