The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Robert Burns: No Churchman Am I:
- Is It True! by Luis Estable
- Владимир Маяковский – Вот что для голодающих прислали из-за границы, ассоциации и частные лица (Главполитпросвет №363)
- The Copernican System by Thomas Chatterton
- An Autumn-Blooming Rose poem – Alfred Austin
- Николай Глазков – Размышленья
- Among the Multitude. by Walt Whitman
- Владимир Маяковский – Чудеса
- Others, I Am Not the First poem – A. E. Housman
- Владимир Бенедиктов – Собачий пир
- Jerusalem Delivered – Book 06 – part 02 by Torquato Tasso
- The Burning Crusade by Memphis Knight
- Robert Burns: Lovely Young Jessie:
- Syed Amir
- I am the earthworm, Lord of the Underworld by Raj Arumugam
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
