The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- On A Similar Character (From The Greek) by William Cowper
- nominalism_is_a_liquid_kuhi.html
- Alfred’s Song poem – Alfred Austin
- The Picture Of Little T.C. In A Prospect Of Flowers poem – Andrew Marvell poems
- Вера Полозкова – Губы плавя в такой ухмылке
- Lucy by William Wordsworth
- Not Goo Hwome To-Night by William Barnes
- Владимир Корнилов – Незадача
- The Singer
- On Catullus by Walter Savage Landor
- Teatro Bambino. Dublin, N. H. poem – Amy Lowell poems | Poems and Poetry
- Robert Burns: Here’s To Thy Health:
- Some Last Questions by W. S. Merwin
- Жан де Лафонтен – Садовод и Помещик
- Benlomond by Thomas Campbell
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
