The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Song Of Faiz Ulla
- The Dying Prince
- Гавриил Державин – Жуковскому и Родзянке, приславшим с большими похвалами автору перевод его оды «Бог» на французском языке
- To a Lady on Her Remarkable Preservation by Phillis Wheatley
- Владимир Маяковский – Помогай фронту… (РОСТА №480)
- A Meeting poem – Alfred Austin
- Владимир Высоцкий – Не могу ни выпить, ни забыться
- Степан Щипачев – Ровеснику
- Владимир Британишский – На берегу
- A New Year’s Resolution to Leave Dundee by William Topaz McGonagall
- In Memoriam A. H. H.: 78. Again at Christmas did we weave poem – Lord Alfred Tennyson poems
- Berck-Plage by Sylvia Plath
- To a foil’d European Revolutionaire. by Walt Whitman
- Comments: How to Write a Critical Appreciation of a Poem
- Epistle to the Rev. John M’Math by Robert Burns
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
