The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- The Last Battle Of The Cid
- Sonnet 96: Some say thy fault is youth, some wantonness by William Shakespeare
- Шекспир – Но не боюсь и смерть – Сонет 80
- Ballade Of True Wisdom poem – Andrew Lang poems
- Sonnet I
- Владимир Маяковский – Промедление – смерть (Главполитпросвет №339)
- The Closet by Russell Edson
- Siege Of Vienna Raised By Jihn Sobieski by William Wordsworth
- Heaven–Haven: A Nun Takes The Veil poem – Gerard Manley Hopkins poems
- Tezcotzinco
- Death039s Claim
- Владимир Высоцкий – Песенка про мангустов
- Вера Павлова – Сражаться с прошлым
- The Banyan Tree by Rabindranath Tagore
- Cascando by Samuel Beckett
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
