The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Николай Заболоцкий – Когда вдали угаснет свет дневной
- Михаил Ломоносов – Надпись на иллюминацию 1747 года перед зимним домом
- NOCTURNAL EMBERS AND LOST LIPS by Steve Troyanovich
- Валерий Брюсов – Дождь
- Степан Щипачев – По дороге в совхоз
- Владимир Высоцкий – Смотрины
- Househunting by Mike Yuan
- Stroll In A Particle
- The Jungle Flower
- Ольга Седакова – Первая тетрадь
- you say you love the earth by Raj Arumugam
- Ольга Высотская – Я зубы стисну, губы закушу
- Lying on a Slab by Satish Verma
- Brother of All, with Generous Hand. by Walt Whitman
- The Ladies by Rudyard Kipling
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
