The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- Statistic by Shivam Pandya
- Гавриил Державин – Храповицкому (Храповицкий! дружбы знаки)
- How I Walked Alone in the Jungles of Heaven by Vachel Lindsay
- The Dead Woman by Pablo Neruda, La Muerta
- Heedless O’ My Love by William Barnes
- Robert Burns: Epitaph On Holy Willie:
- The Brook That Ran By Gramfer’s by William Barnes
- The Perfect Marriage by Vachel Lindsay
- Remorseful Apology by Robert Burns
- Николай Карамзин – Покой и слава
- Lover’s Gifts XIX: It Is Written in the Book by Rabindranath Tagore
- Валерий Брюсов – И он взглянул, и ты уснула, и он ушел, и умер день
- Владимир Маяковский – Застрельщики
- Spring poem – Lord Alfred Tennyson poems
- Вера Павлова – Отпала от пола
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
