The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- On Leaving Some Friends At An Early Hour poem – John Keats poems
- In The New Sun by Philip Levine
- Sonnet (VIII) : Some left crown , some left land and some into exile by Neelam Sinha
- Song Of A Dream by Sarojini Naidu
- The Song poem – Andrei Voznesensky poems
- Владимир Высоцкий – Там были генеральши, были жёны офицеров
- Written In The Cottage Where Burns Was Born poem – John Keats poems
- Гавриил Державин – Афинейскому витязю
- Samson Agonistes poem – John Milton poems
- Sonnet Xvi Who Shall Invoke Her
- A Bowl Of Roses by William Ernest Henley
- initial mother’s day eve by matthew scott harris
- Monologue Of A Commercial Fisherman
- Epigram : On The Inventor Of Gunpowder (Translated From Milton) by William Cowper
- Cartographies Of Silence
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
