The first was Medical Dick
The second was Medical Davy
The first had a Bloody Big Prick
The second had Buckets of Gravy
To show– to show– to show what medicals are.
Then out spoke Medical Dick
To his comrade Medical Davy
‘I’d swap my Bloody Big Prick
For you with your buckets of Gravy’
To show etc.
‘Steady Medical Dick’
Said Sturdy Medical Davy
‘There’s very little value in a prick
When you haven’t got the passage of the gravy.’
To show etc.
‘Every bullock were a bull
But for the little matter of a ballocks
If your prick can keep the women full
You’ll find they never grumble at its small looks.’
To show etc.
End of the poem
15 random poems
- The Day’s Work by Rudyard Kipling
- The Looking-Glass. : on Mrs. Pulteney poem – Alexander Pope poems | Poetry Monster
- Scribbles by Suchi Gaur
- Miss Drake Proceeds To Supper by Sylvia Plath
- Madonna poem – Alfred Austin
- Gone
- Marsh Hymns by Sidney Lanier
- Au Bal poem – Aleister Crowley poems | Poetry Monster
- The Lake Isle poem – Ezra Pound poems
- Books And Thoughts poem – Aldous Huxley poems | Poetry Monster
- Woman! When I Behold Thee Flippant, Vain poem – John Keats poems
- Robert Burns: Blythe Hae I been On Yon Hill:
- Doomes-Day: The Twelfth Houre by William Alexander
- The (REAL) Tale of the Tortoise and the Hare by Ross D Tyler
- Once A Great Love by Yehuda Amichai
Some external links:
Duckduckgo.com – the alternative in the US
Quant.com – a search engine from France, and also an alternative, at least for Europe
Yandex – the Russian search engine (it’s probably the best search engine for image searches).
